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[hollowchild]

Ah, hello. You've reached Sophie, but I must be in the midst of something. If you have a question about self-defense or Teachers' Council, leave a message letting me know what precisely you're interested in and I'll get back to you.

...everyone else, do as you do, I suppose.

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[hollowchild]

...

Draco, I've never dated Hermione.

[wasthemaster]

[Wait, give him a second to double-check the name.]

Goddamnit, Sophie.

[hollowchild]

That was a very artful twisting of the truth, incidentally. Downright elegant.

[wasthemaster]

I was beginning to wonder why Weasley's reaction wasn't more explosive.

[hollowchild]

And now you know. What did he do to deserve creative dream theatre?

[wasthemaster]

Existed. It's a long story, but I've never liked him.

[hollowchild]

Well, I suppose things are getting back to normal and all hostilities can resume as usual.

[wasthemaster]

And surprise, surprise, I've a lot of hostilities to attend to.

[hollowchild]

Shocking, really. I hope you've had your hands taken care of first, at least.

[wasthemaster]

They're still a bit useless but they're much better.

[hollowchild]

That's good. As long as all digits remain attached in the end.

[wasthemaster]

That's debatable. I think my pinky on the left hand is still debating if it wants to bunk off.

[hollowchild]

Tell me you've seen a healer.

[wasthemaster]

Irrelevant. It'll be fine.

[hollowchild]

Not irrelevant, and go see a healer before I find you and drag you to one.

[wasthemaster]

I saw one when the battle was going on.

[hollowchild]

Draco.

[wasthemaster]

It's fine, Sophie. I promise.
...nothing else is quite fine at the moment, but my hands are.

[hollowchild]

No, nothing is particularly fine at all.

Do you want company? I could do with some.

[wasthemaster]

...wait, didn't you get my text from earlier?

[hollowchild]

Only these ones. You sent another?

[wasthemaster]

...fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck where did that go then.

[hollowchild]

Where did what go?

[wasthemaster]

It was really, really personal and now I don't know where it went.

[hollowchild]

That's...awkward.

But if it was someone who wanted to embarrass you, they probably would have replied already.

Where are you?